WELCOME ABOARD, TRAINEE!!
First things first, sorry about your new job. You’re stuck at Anymart now, doing the most boring gig on Earth. But don’t worry, we got you. We built this totally insane card game to kill the boredom. Even made a leaderboard! The goal? Become the Ultimate Slacker of the Month. What d'you say?
CREATE YOUR SQUAD
Rule number one of Lunchbreak: you don’t talk about Lunchbreak... Kidding. That’s literally all we talk about. So here’s the deal. We’re all heroes here. Each of us has a passive power. And the cards are split into clans. Pick two, that’s your squad. Then just try to survive twelve rounds of pure chaos.
INSANE SYNERGIES!
Alright, let’s talk cards for a sec. Toilet paper. Slow cooker. You name it. We turned every store product into EPIC WARRIORS! And now they’ve got some seriously crazy synergies. Example: you’ve got a Level 3 Plastimorph and a Therapist on the field? Boom! Your Therapist triggers their power twice during battle. Don’t get it yet? No worries. Let’s play a round, you’ll get it real quick. Ready?
