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About Happy Bastards

Happy Bastards - about the game
Play as Kev, a shameless opportunist chasing fame in a morally bankrupt fantasy world. Recruit procedurally generated mercenaries with unique attributes, skills, perks, appearances, and personalities, then upgrade and customize them for your schemes. Dazzle locals with tall tales, cut deals with monsters, and seduce elves while your expendable band handles the risks. This deep tactical RPG blends turn-based grid-based combat on compact battlefields with real-time world exploration across hand-crafted towns, dungeons, and events. Command your unruly bastards from a safe distance, managing injuries via grafting, transmogrification, or raising the dead amid permadeath threats. Interact with NPCs like heroes and faction leaders to shape an evolving simulation, delivering high replayability through random elements and emergent interactions for strategy fans who relish ruthless tactics.

In Happy Bastards, you're a shameless opportunist with all the tactics, and none of the tact. Your goal: become stupidly famous!

Brutal fights and reckless adventuring are an excellent start, especially when your band of happy bastards handles the dangerous work while you sit back and reap the rewards.

Beyond the battlefield, every opportunity is a chance at fame. Dazzle the locals with exaggerated combat tales. Raise the dead for cheap labor. Deliver unlucky villagers to well-paying evil-doers. Bed NPCs for fun and gossip. And scam gullible monsters with lopsided deals.

When fame is the prize, everything’s fair game.

Become famous at all costs in Happy Bastards, the morally-bankrupt mercenary sandbox with tactical combat, RPG progression, and a world that reacts to your actions.

  • Explore a rich, hand-crafted fantasy world in real-time.

  • There is no pre-scripted story; you write your own by deciding where to go and what to do.

  • Every town, hero, and monster faction can be turned ally or foe, and reacts dynamically based on their own goals.

  • Chase fame through adventuring and debauchery, unlocking social opportunities and progression.

  • Recruit procedurally-generated mercenaries, each with their own attributes, quirks and appearance. Then train them into one of 20 classes with skill trees.

  • Babysit your squad in and out of combat, as your bastards argue, cause mischief, and speak their mind. Who said being the boss would be easy?

  • Engage in highly tactical turn-based combat on small battlefields where elevation affects movement, targeting, and combat advantage.

  • Master the unique systems of combat, such as the Tag-Team Swap, letting you rotate combatants mid-fight, and the Command system, a shared pool of abilities to use each round.

  • Survive brutal consequences like injuries, dismemberment and permadeath through unorthodox remedies like grafting and necromancy.

  • Interact any way you want with any NPC, including seduction and recruitment.

  • Capture any monster (or villager) for combat, labor, or the black market.

  • Every mechanic is fully transparent, with all calculations and systems exposed to the player.

  • Experience high replayability driven by procedural systems and emergent interactions.

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Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 10, Windows 11
  • Processor: Quad-core CPU
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 or AMD RX 550
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 20 GB available space

Recommended:

  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 / AMD Ryzen 7 (2.8 GHz)
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 / AMD RX 5700 XT (4 GB)
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 20 GB available space
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Before you start looking for a cheap Happy Bastards PC key, check the essentials. Developed by Clever Plays. Published by Clever Plays. PC released date: Coming Soon. Genres: Strategy, Indie, RPG. Categories: Family Sharing, Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound.

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