Help Wanted - Eggnog Inspector
Would you like to earn a fabulous income? Do you want to spend all day testing eggnog? One of these two things is entirely achievable at Imperial Eggnog, part of the Eggnog Incorporated family.
The Company
Imperial Eggnog has been creating the world's finest* eggnog since the 13th century. Our eggnog has been voted superior to Nög's eggnog 650 years in a row**
What we lack in aesthetics, we make up for with charisma, honor, dignity, respect, appeal, trust, wisdom, intelligence, stamina, luck, strength, agility, reputation, and good old-fashioned fun.
*As rated internally by Imperial Eggnog employees
**Not necessarily true
The Position
As Eggnog Inspector you will be the last line of defense. Your duties will include :
- Check Eggnog packaging
- Obedience
- Check Eggnog color
- Smell nice
- Check Eggnog ingredients
- Do NOT accept any form of communication from rival company "Nog"
- ...and more!
To Apply - Fill out the application form within.
-Imperial Eggnog HR
