about this game
a satirical idle-clicker where you run a cult from your phone through social media.
buy apps. swipe your way to followers. ascend for bigger, faster gains. then start again with permanent upgrades, sillier strategies, and fully automated pipelines.
what you do
download apps like faithbook, instagrim, hypnoscroll, ubabble… and plenty more
play small cozy minigames to grow your cult
collect faith, cash, followers, and divinity
unlock automation so the apps run themselves
ascend, earn cultivation points, and make the next run smoother
why it feels good
short runs, 5–10 minutes, or leave it running in the background
multiple paths to progress, with room for big swings
cozy humor and light satire, never too serious
no true ending. just higher numbers. a stronger phone. a stranger cult.
cozy. goofy. incremental. just let the numbers climb.
