Introducing the ONLY horse armor you'll ever need for your loyal steed! This exclusive DLC features a single, meticulously crafted armor set that perfectly balances protection, aesthetics, and historical infamy.
Much like its legendary predecessor from another universe, this singular piece of equine protection offers your horse the chance to look magnificent while providing questionable tactical advantage. Features:
ONE iconic armor set (yes, just one)
Shiny, reflective surfaces that enemies can see from miles away
A conversation starter at every stable
Is it worth the price? That's for history to decide. But one thing's for certain: your horse will never look the same again.
Available now for only 4.99 - adjusted for over fifteen years of marketplace inflation and our newfound tolerance for overpriced trinkets that do absolutely nothing of value.
Some traditions, like paying too much for too little, are worth preserving.
