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Move with the music to dodge laser beams and tricky camera angles in this rhythm-driven racing adventure. Floor texts mock your failures with bad puns and guide you through levels. Scour for secret areas that chain into more secrets, chasing rewards like rainbows at the end. Replay levels in Rush mode to top high scores and style your balls with new colors and trail effects. Dynamic music and sound effects from composer Nicholas Singer sync to each level's rhythm. Workshop tools let you build and share community challenges. Fans of precise timing and speedrunning thrive on these punishing, pun-filled tests.

Rhythm-driven Gameplay

Move with the music to overcome even the most difficult hazards, like laser beams or insane camera angles trying to explode both your balls and your brain.

Dynamic Music and SFX

The dynamic music by Emmy-nominated composer Nicholas Singer is tailored to the rhythm and style of each level, with sound effects adjusting to the level's music. Without it, you'd fail even harder.

Epic Storyline

Not included. Instead, be guided by floor texts that make fun of you when you fail and drop awful puns even if you unexpectedly don't.

Scavenger Hunt

Discover secret areas that lead to other secret areas which in turn lead to other secret areas¹. You get the idea, and maybe even the rainbow that awaits you at the end of the treasure. Probably you'll just google it though.

Speedrolling

Replay levels in Rush mode as fast as you can and prove that you are a good person by beating other players' highscores.

Style your Balls

Be rewarded with awesome bonus contents like tasty new colors² and trail effects for your balls.

Workshop Integration

Community levels are probably better anyways - create and share your own challenges with the level editor.


¹ May contain traces of you going nuts.
² gluten-free