Step into the boots of Vermont maple farmer Benny Shoemaker, a Crudlite drinkin’, Faux News lovin’, red, white, and blue American! …and recent victim of an unprovoked Canadian goose attack! It's time to bring the fight to America's soon-to-be 51st state and expose the Canadian Maple Syrup Syndicate for the far-left PURISTS they are. Get on Toot Social, recruit your fellow New Englanders, and start the most patriotic invasion since last week!
Grab your Sappy Syrup Slingshot and outsmart Canadian geese, moose-riding Rangers, beavers, and whatever else Canadistan sends your way. Solve syrup-soaked puzzles, infiltrate secret maple laboratories, and sabotage their unnatural purist formulas from the inside with President Rump's blessing, and Make America Sticky Again!
