āļø A Simple Job ā Airlines ā Just sit stillā¦ what could possibly go wrong?
Welcome back to A Simple Job, now way up in the clouds, where your new job sounds simpler than ever:
Sit down. Stay seated. And whatever you do donāt stand up.
Sounds easy? Think again.
While the world outside is falling apart and a deranged onboard computer thinks itās your therapist, your only task isā¦ to just sit still.
And thatās harder than youād expect.
What to expect:
Your only job: Sit still. (What could possibly happen?)
ļø A new voice with a pilotās license, a fear of heights, and way too much to say
New endings from āunexpected exitā to āphilosophical crash landingā
ļø Safety videos that offer more threats than advice
New achievements like āStill sitting (for now)ā or āPretty sure the seat hates meā
Snacks. And questions you never wanted to ask.
Soā¦ take a seat. Stay calm.
And whatever you do donāt stand up.
Or do you?
