âïž A Simple Job â Airlines â Just sit still⊠what could possibly go wrong?
Welcome back to A Simple Job, now way up in the clouds, where your new job sounds simpler than ever:
Sit down. Stay seated. And whatever you do donât stand up.
Sounds easy? Think again.
While the world outside is falling apart and a deranged onboard computer thinks itâs your therapist, your only task is⊠to just sit still.
And thatâs harder than youâd expect.
What to expect:
Your only job: Sit still. (What could possibly happen?)
ïž A new voice with a pilotâs license, a fear of heights, and way too much to say
New endings from âunexpected exitâ to âphilosophical crash landingâ
ïž Safety videos that offer more threats than advice
New achievements like âStill sitting (for now)â or âPretty sure the seat hates meâ
Snacks. And questions you never wanted to ask.
So⊠take a seat. Stay calm.
And whatever you do donât stand up.
Or do you?
