✈️ A Simple Job – Airlines – Just sit still… what could possibly go wrong?
Welcome back to A Simple Job, now way up in the clouds, where your new job sounds simpler than ever:
Sit down. Stay seated. And whatever you do don’t stand up.
Sounds easy? Think again.
While the world outside is falling apart and a deranged onboard computer thinks it’s your therapist, your only task is… to just sit still.
And that’s harder than you’d expect.
What to expect:
Your only job: Sit still. (What could possibly happen?)
️ A new voice with a pilot’s license, a fear of heights, and way too much to say
New endings from “unexpected exit” to “philosophical crash landing”
️ Safety videos that offer more threats than advice
New achievements like “Still sitting (for now)” or “Pretty sure the seat hates me”
Snacks. And questions you never wanted to ask.
So… take a seat. Stay calm.
And whatever you do don’t stand up.
Or do you?
