Become an Xpressorcist!
What do rock music, D&D, and vulgar tv shows all have in common? Turns out they really ARE tools of Devil and people are being possessed by the boat load. As an Xpressorcist (Xpress Exorcist) it is your job to exorcise the demons from clients as quickly as possible. Why the urgency? Because you get paid by the exorcism and they'll blow up after 10 seconds!So get Xpressorcizing today!