What is the advantage of being a pillow:
- You can run away from home
- You can break vases
- You can attack people
- You can jump under the wheels of the car
- You can fly around the city in a jetpack
- You can participate in races
- You can buy skins for yourself (what, really?)
- You can become a pizza delivery man, or a thief running from the cops
- And many many others[/]
And all this without looking up from your computer!
