You are an agent of the Bureau of Absurd Control.
Your job — eliminate the things that make you go “what the...?”
Welcome to a world where vending machines spit bricks, meat whispers, and benches decide they can fly.
Does it make sense? Perfect.
That’s why you’re here.
NO LOGIC INC. is an absurdity-hunting simulator.
Your goal is to detect and neutralize anomalies before they wreck the entire park (and your mental stability).
What you can (and probably will) do:
️ Interact with absurdity: Help the meat, listen to rants from filthy rags, catch flying bricks.
Play mini-games that don’t require logic, just obedience.
Clean the park from trash… and possibly reason.
Use your Absurd-o-Meter to feel how close the nonsense is.
Stare into the face of anomalies and pretend everything’s fine.
NO LOGIC INC. – a short, weird, and eerily familiar experience.
If you’ve ever talked to a microwave - this one’s for you.
