Get yourself some cool glasses!
Ever felt like something was missing to complete that edgy look? Well, we got you covered! For the low low price of [REDACTED], you can experience a fleeting moment of competence as you walk around with this irresistible accessory!
*We are not responsible for the inevitably horrific realization that these glasses do not affect the way you are perceived by others in any way shape or form*
THIS DLC HAS NO EFFECT ON GAMEPLAY AND SIMPLY EXISTS TO SUPPORT THE DEVELOPER
