WHY VIDEO-GAME BEACH TRIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO REAL-LIFE BEACH TRIPS:
ļø NO RISK OF SAND HAUNTING YOUR EVERY CREVICE FOR YEARS TO COME
NO MYSTERY TOE-TICKLERS FROM THE DEEP
āļø NO RISK OF SUNBURN. UNLESS YOUāRE PLAYING OUTSIDE
DRESS LIKE A COCONUT AND NO ONE CALLS THE COPS
DRESS LIKE A SEAGULL WITHOUT THE ALPHA SEAGULL STRIKING YOU DOWN AS A THREAT TO ITS THRONE
(Thereās no seagull emoji, you know. Unbelievableā¦)
Now that weāve convinced you of the merits of a video-game beach day, itās time to be ENAMOURED by the contents of this EXPLODING KITTENSĀ® 2 pack!
INCLUDES:
TWO NEW OUTFITS ā Become the seagull you always wanted to be with the Sea Rat outfit, or embrace your inner coconut and dress in the Glenn Coco outfit.
PINEAPPLE-BASED EMOJI PACK ā Finally, someone answered the call for more expressive fruits.
BEACH-READY CARD BACK AND LOCATION ā And not a single grain of sand in your unmentionables!
