Pass the ale!
Explore an open world of ancient history as it truly was! Ok, you got us. Itâs actually a cross between ancient times, modern times, and the golden age of piracy! But thereâs one thing we can guarantee â youâve never seen anything like it! Itâs full of different activities, such as:- Sure-footed platforming!
- Booty gathering!
- Pasta cooking!
- Swashbuckling combat!
- Head-scratching puzzle solving!
- Gadgeteering that even lets you fly!
- Exclamation marks! Lots of âem!
Don't derail!
Follow a comically exaggerated storyline that explains how the chill word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster first spread throughout the world:- Witness the events from Moseyâs adventurous life!
- Let the good people of the Mediterranean know about FSM! Share a beer with them while at it! Theyâre cool!
- Obviously not all of them are cool! Our bad! Help Captain Mosey and his crew vanquish some foes that just donât know how to kick back!
- People have problems, wouldnât you know! Aid them like a proper Pirate should! Maybe theyâll actually be grateful for a change, but donât go banking on it!
- Visit Egypt, Greece, Rome, all the tourist hotspots of the Mediterranean without moving an inch off of your gaming chair! Thatâs exceptionally lazy, but who are we to judge?
Conchiglie!
Also, macaroni puns and plenty of 'em!âŠ
No, really. Thatâs it for this point. Or should I say⊠Weâre pasta that.
Holy Grail?
Collect an array of amazing Pirate Regalia! Items that broaden the repertoire of Moseyâs abilities and enhance the ones already at his disposal, and as Mosey proves his prowess in pirating, manage his skills throughout the game:- Amass weapons, both melee and ranged: swords, sabers, slings, pistols, muskets, and the Pirateâs olâ reliable â a spaghetti strainer!
- Gloves that let you climb the tallest cliffs!
- A glider that lets you soar the highest skies!
- Pirate hats! These, uh, these just make you look snazzy, and letâs face it â itâs modern gaming; it wouldnât do without hats.
- A ladle and other utensils! Cook up a storm!
- An RPG-like system of your magnificent Pirate's skill management!
Set sail!
Build and maintain a seaworthy ship of your own â the mighty Lasagna!- Employ a crew!
- Manage the shipâs supplies!
- Repair the damage through minigames!
- Fight ferocious sea battles!
Itâs a Pirateâs life for thee, so long as you answer the call! Weigh the anchor and strain the spaghetti! Itâs time to set off on a voyage of a lifetime! Râamen!
