WELCOME ABOARD, TRAINEE!!
First things first, sorry about your new job. You鈥檙e stuck at Anymart now, doing the most boring gig on Earth. But don鈥檛 worry, we got you. We built this totally insane card game to kill the boredom. Even made a leaderboard! The goal? Become the Ultimate Slacker of the Month. What d'you say?
CREATE YOUR SQUAD
Rule number one of Lunchbreak: you don鈥檛 talk about Lunchbreak... Kidding. That鈥檚 literally all we talk about. So here鈥檚 the deal. We鈥檙e all heroes here. Each of us has a passive power. And the cards are split into clans. Pick two, that鈥檚 your squad. Then just try to survive twelve rounds of pure chaos.
INSANE SYNERGIES!
Alright, let鈥檚 talk cards for a sec. Toilet paper. Slow cooker. You name it. We turned every store product into EPIC WARRIORS! And now they鈥檝e got some seriously crazy synergies. Example: you鈥檝e got a Level 3 Plastimorph and a Therapist on the field? Boom! Your Therapist triggers their power twice during battle. Don鈥檛 get it yet? No worries. Let鈥檚 play a round, you鈥檒l get it real quick. Ready?
