Welcome to the world of the ultimate wheeler-dealer, master of quick fixes and king of car lot hustle!
You run your own used car lot on the edge of nowhere. Buy for pennies, sell for dollars, and let smooth talk and carefully retouched photos seal the deal.
Hunt for bargains
Scour junkyards, talk to shady characters, and hunt for cars with “personality.” Every ride has a story (and probably a few hidden problems).
Make it look ‘like new’
Putty, hammer, spray paint—done! Looks good… well, from certain angles. Turn wrecks into “miracles of engineering”—or at least make them look great in photos.
“Who needs AC? Just roll down the window!”
Haggle like a pro: pick your dialogue lines, slide that price bar, and drop unforgettable one-liners like:
“Knock off a little and I’ll be back in an hour with my cousin.”
Take the Perfect Pic, Edit the Hell Out of It
Use your magical laptop to turn trash into treasure. A little filter here, a little retouch there... and voila – showroom-ready deception.
Your own lot in an open world
Expand your lot, unlock new features like car washes or miracle tuning shops, and make your mark in the world of Totally Legit Business™.
Bonus: The Ginger Cat
He’s watching. Always. And yes – it’s the same cat every time.
Totally Legit Wheeler Dealer mixes humor, hustling, and a love for sketchy car deals into one wild package. A little sanding, a little spray paint, and boom—it’s good enough to sell.
