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About Totally Accurate Dating Simulator

Totally Accurate Dating Simulator - about the game

So, you arranged a meeting but the girl didn't show up. Of course, it happens! I've had it happen to me a billion times already. But if you were already prepared for the meeting, why not go to a bar and try your luck with someone else? How wonderful it is to spend time at a bar, sifting through potential partners!

  • SFW
    I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes, THERE ARE NO EROTIC SCENES in this game!
  • Humour
  • Dark Humour
  • EXTREMELY DARK HUMOUR
  • The jokes about dead infants (I CONDEMN AND APOLOGIZE ON MY KNEES IN ADVANCE)
  • Interesting stories and choice with consequences
  • THE FOG IS COMING
  • tH เѕ ɕเ几
  • h҉ o҉ s҉ c҉m҉n҉
  • T̶̞͋͆͒͜ͅḦ̷̗E̵̡̠͐͐͑ ̵̪̓F̵̙̳̪̀͌O̶͕͚͇͛͛͘G̵͕̝̔̆̋ ̸̟̯̦͐I̴͕̫̐S̶̞̟̔͝ ̸̧̌C̶͖͎͑͠ͅO̶̝̖͇͊̎M̵̲̖̎̏̀Ĩ̴̢͕̌N̵̡̻͂͛͠G̵͉͔͉͝


  • Akekandra - What could be better than starting a conversation with a joke? Maybe you can start with a joke about dead infants? (You will start with it, don't worry, you have no choice)
  • Mellissa - What a mommy! Bark for her!
  • Tracy - I won't even describe her, as she will die five minutes after meeting you.
  • Yana -What is your opinion on our God and Savior?
  • Toddina - Bought her a drink? Nice one! But how about buying Skyrim?
  • t̵͖́h̷͎̿e̶̟̎ ̵̧͆f̴̧̀ô̶͜g̴̘͑ ̸͖̽i̵̻̐s̶̤̒ ̷̨̍c̸͈̓ô̶͍m̸̱̾ḭ̴̓n̸͓̆g̶̍ͅ,̵̤͋ ̶͍̃t̶̓͜h̷͉̾e̵̛̠ ̵̪̾f̴̺̾ǒ̷̧g̴̝̓ ̸̮̇i̸̮̍s̵̽͜ ̴̠͗c̷̣͂o̶̢͋m̸̺̊i̶̖̅n̴̦̐g̸̡̔