Are you ready for a journey?
The Portal
The portal is easy to use - it functions much like a classic point & click adventure game. You can move around the world using specially-grown directional arrows, store objects in your surprisingly capacious inventory, talk to the inhabitants of the Fortunate Isles using a technodruidic Wall of Text biointerface, and spend most of your time examining mushrooms.The Steam Version
Time in the Lands of Dream flows at a different pace, so it doesn't really matter that this portal was initially released in 2012. It has since been updated with a number of oft-requested features and improvements, as well as a number of strange additions and changes no-one asked for, but which have appeared anyway. Technodruidism is frequently unpredictable.Feature List
- Explore the Fortunate Isles!
- Talk to interesting people and creatures!
- A mouse in your inventory!
- Walls of text!
- Thousands upon thousands of details to find!
- An awesome alchemy system that's totally not confusing!
- Contains achievements!
- Includes “The Road to Underhome” PDF!
- No need to be into adventure games to enjoy this!
- But it's cool if you are!
- Literary, thoughtful, philosophical!
- Quirky, interesting, different!!
- Something, something, something!
- Adjectives! Words! SEO-optimized flatulence!
- You know what? Feature lists suck!
- Better just read a few of the reviews!
- Or try another portal to the Lands of Dream! Most of them are free!
- If I see any more exclamation marks, I’ll get a headache!
