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Release: 19 Feb 2018
Metacritic:
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Steam:
Overwhelmingly Negative (1)
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About Porcelain Panic

Porcelain Panic - about the game
Rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord in Story Mode, or test your endurance in Turdurance Mode by seeking out bogs amid rising urgency. Tribog Mode flips the script, letting you play as a Bog-Lord who matches a shifting character to the correct bog while managing the same pressing need. Unlock five characters with distinct speeds from 1 to 3, plus six items like Bog Cleaner for a sparkling finish or X-Ray Specs to peer through doors. This indie casual simulation blends action across three modes with two shades of brown, including one sickly variant, plus buzz words like Golden Wipe and Spice Turd. An addictive soundtrack keeps the pace frantic. Casual players who enjoy quick, quirky challenges with unlockables will keep coming back.

3 Game Modes!
  • Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
  • Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
  • Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.

5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!

6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!

Other Features
  • Two shades of brown.
  • A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
  • An annoyingly addictive sound track.
  • One shade of brown is rather sickly.
  • Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.
Interface:
English
Subtitles:
English

Age rating

Unavailable
Metacritic:
tbd tbd
Steam:
Overwhelmingly Negative (1)

Minimum:

  • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
  • Processor: 2GHz
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 256MB
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 30 MB available space

Recommended:

  • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
  • Processor: 2GHz
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 256MB
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 30 MB available space
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Before you start looking for a cheap Porcelain Panic key, check the essentials. Developed by Alone Games. Published by Alone Games. PC released date: 19 Feb 2018. Genres: Action, Indie, Casual, Simulation. Categories: Family Sharing, Single-player.

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