A darkly comedic management sim that secretly hates its own genre. Featuring voiced NPCs, absurd missions, and bite-sized stories behind every shady favor. Run your pizza shop up front while your sketchy business runs out back. Smart and criminally self-aware - become that guy everyone knows.
A Management Game with a Story? No Way!
You’ve inherited your dad’s pizza shop - and his missing-person case. He vanished a few months ago, the cops gave up, and now it’s your problem. Run your pizza shop, dodge questions, and do totally normal side gigs for weird NPCs. Maybe you’ll find your dad. Or become rich with better pizza margins.
Between pizza shifts and backdoor deals, you’ll meet characters who make therapy look like tax fraud.
Key Features
Dual-Life Management:Â Run a legitimate pizza shop up front while running questionable operations out back. Keep both worlds afloat without getting caught.
Mission-Based Progression: Take on NPC-driven jobs like forging IDs, cleaning evidence, or handling “special” deliveries. Every mission offers quick, story-packed chaos with unpredictable outcomes.
Reputation System:Â Balance your Front Score and Street Rep to maintain your image. Impress customers, earn shady trust, and unlock new tools, perks, and opportunities.
Upgrade & Expansion: Grow from a humble kitchen to a full fixer’s den. Upgrade your ovens, sealing machines, and secret workstations to handle bigger, dumber crimes.
NPC Interactions: Talk to fully voiced weirdos with branching dialogue, side stories, and questionable morals. Every conversation hides a new problem to “solve.”
Dirty Money Economy: Earn clean cash from pizzas and dirty cash from everything else. Mix, launder, and invest - just don’t let the numbers overlap.
Dark Web System:Â Browse illegal markets, buy forbidden gear, and accept high-risk jobs through your in-game PC. Every click feels like a bad idea - because it is.
Humor & Style:Â A high-production dark comedy wrapped in stylized 3D chaos. Self-aware, cinematic, and proudly ridiculous.
Fourth-Wall Dialogue:Â Your fully voiced main character constantly breaks the script, mocking the player, the game, and even his own bad decisions. Every line blurs the line between role and reality.
Pop Culture References:Â From crime classics to cult games, expect shameless nods, absurd parodies, and Easter eggs hidden in dialogue, posters, and even pizza toppings.
