VISIT EXOTIC LOCATIONS ALONG BORDER BETWEEN MER'CA AND MER'XICO
- The Bigly Valley - A lush valley with rivers, trees, and lots of wildlife
- The Beloved Forest - A huge, beautiful giant wood reserve
- The Passage - Where people used to move across the continent for centuries
- Watertown - Surrounded by lakes and rivers, hence the name
ZANY CHARACTERS BATTLE AT THE BORDER
- The "Reds" are tired of Mer'xicoan just waltzing across, you'll be bouncing babies back to Mer'xico
- The "Blues" think babies should become a citizen of Mer'ca, no problem. Bounce a baby over that wall to Mer'ca
BOOST UP OR DOWN WITH DRUGS SMUGGLED IN THE WALL
- Bernie's Flakes - A white substance that boost your speed
- Big Blunt - A smoking cigar that slows your speed
WATCH OUT FOR OTHER CRAZY HAZARDS
- UFO'S - These unidentified flying objects rain your worst fears down. Literally
- Bomb's - Built into the wall as a defense against invaders
