Buy Dirty Dirty Pirates PC

Grab your mates for local multiplayer mayhem in Dirty Dirty Pirates, a fast-paced action brawl packed with chaotic player-versus-player fights. Battle 2-8 players from a top-down view in blood-soaked arenas where weapons wrap around the looped level, letting you stab, throw, roll, dance, mount, catch, and smash foes in hilarious, brutal combat. Pounce on downed pirates to execute kills, then relive the final blow in slow-motion cams. Fight across ship docks, jungle ruins, deserts, caves, and icy tundras with weapons that chase you relentlessly-dodge, hide, or grab them quick. Tweak blood and gore levels or enable color blind mode to suit your crew. This indie casual gem shines on comfy couches with friends nearby or via Steam Remote Play, drawing rowdy groups craving frenzied, reflex-testing pirate slaughter.

You're a dirty scallywag with nothing to lose. Dirty Dirty Pirates is a fast-paced, chaotic, player versus player fighting game, where fast reflexes and improvisation will help you become victorious. Stab, throw, roll, dance, mount, catch, and smash your way through frenzied battles in a looped battleground and enjoy the hilarious brutality.

LOCAL-MULTIPLAYER MAYHEM

Brawl with 2-8 players in a top down, blood-soaked, pirate battleground not for the faint of heart.

CHAOTIC LOOPED BATTLEGROUND

You and your thrown weapons wrap around the level, creating chaotic ways to slay your enemies (or yourself)!

POUNCE AND EXECUTE

Mount a downed pirate and choose your killing method.

GRATIFYING KILL CAMS

Watch the final kill of the match in slow motion and celebrate the brutality.

WEAPONS WITH A MIND OF THEIR OWN

Not only are the weapons pointy and eager to impale – but they follow you! Better hide, catch, or roll, ya buccaneer.

SLAUGHTER IN DIVERSE LANDS

Slay your foes at ship docks, ancient jungle ruins, desert, caves, and icy tundras.

CUSTOMIZE THE CHAOS

Reduce or increase the blood/gore to your liking (or disable it). Color blind mode is available as well.

Please note: This is a local multiplayer game without online gameplay. For the best experience, find a comfy couch and some friendly mateys in the same room or with Steam Remote Play.