We are searching for a software developer who is able to start work in our metro office location as soon as possible. This is an exclusive opportunity meant only for big thinkers who truly want to make an impact on the world. The ideal candidate for this position must be committed to unconditional motivation and positivity every day.
Employees at our company recognize that blending work and life is nothing to shy away from. Our current contract with [REDACTED] involves three upcoming projects with tight timelines. The right person for this role will be willing to do whatever it takes.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Able to launch software in a high pressure environment.
5+ years experience in software development.
(Recruiter’s note) Client doesn’t really care about experience.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
Complete features before the end of each sprint.
Ensure quality through code reviews and paired programming.
Work with QA to identify and resolve bugs proactively.
Maintain positive relationships with your coworkers.
Play your cards right to balance multiple priorities. (Over 400 cards!)
WHAT WE OFFER:
Career development opportunities. (Lots of unlocks!)
Kudos loyalty rewards to spend at the company store.
Freedom to follow your own path (within reason).
Unlimited coffee.
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WELCOME TO dev_hell
Get trapped in the corporate rabbit hole that is software development and discover the true cost of a paycheck in the tech industry.
BUILD A DECK
Gain new cards from networking with coworkers, completing tasks, and uncovering secrets.
DEPLOY YOUR SOLUTIONS
Balance coding tasks, completing features, and defending yourself from negative influences.
TRUST THE BANANA
Peely will be your totally reliable source of truth for all the mechanics of the game.
MODIFY YOUR CARDS
Earn card mods and install them into your cards to create entirely new solutions.
SHOP THE COMPANY STORE
Spend your Kudos earned from going above and beyond to get snacks and company swag.
UNLIMITED COFFEE
Drink coffee to boost your concentration while you work. It is unlimited, but you always have to make time to get more.
