Be the Worm of Wall Street in this silly simulation game about working a remote finance job. Throw your spineless body around the keyboard to invest in the stock market and earn obscene amounts of money. Buy upgrades, train skills, and worm your way up to the promotion you've always dreamed of!
Embody the Worm
With a highly advanced ragdoll system and physics that will make you say "wow, I didn't think a worm could throw itself that far", your endless yearning for worm immersion will finally be satisfied. Feel your rubbery body flip and soar through the air, and use your impressive flexibility to slam your head back down into the ground. It's a beautiful thing, trust me.
Analyze the Finances
What does a remote-working financial analyst do, you ask? When you're a worm, it's simple. You respond to messages that your boss sends with basic, one word answers. You type random numbers into a spreadsheet to make it look like the company is doing very well. You invest random amounts of money into the stock market and blindly pray that we're not about to enter a recession.
Slack Off
When you're not working, spend your evenings exploring, taking a load off, messaging your partner, or being a good little employee and preparing for the next work day. There's so many wonders to find on the desk when you're that small, so go see what you can find. And if you need something a bit more capitalist, get on that computer and buy some dumb stuff to play with!
Get on the Grind
Get swole in your home gym and read esoteric finance books to unlock new perks and ascend to the next level of pretending to know what you're doing. Buy new upgrades in the shop to make your mind-numbing job a bit easier as a 3-inch long invertebrate. And if you can step up and really start contributing, you may finally escape the prison of junior-level finance employment.
