Chaos for Two
You are two naive cultists summoned by an almighty (but extremely forgetful) deity to find his favorite hat among mountains of sacred relics. The catch? The god hates slowness — if you take too long, he’ll start an apocalypse out of boredom!
What to do:
Kick everything that moves — your rival, treasure piles, even a ball flying at you.
Search for artifacts — among the deity’s relics, you’ll find the weirdest tools, from a rabbit’s foot to a bottle rose.
Use your finds cleverly:
Rabbit’s Foot: Grants invincibility, but make sure your insurance covers it.
Broken Bottle: Place a spike in your friend’s path... or accidentally step on it yourself.
Ball: Throw it at your rival to push them onto spikes, at spikes to launch yourself into a friend, or at yourself to... uh, I’m confused.
Rocket: Perform a jet-powered dash and leave a smoky trail spelling "BYE!".
Escape divine impatience — if you linger, the god will start "decorating" the level:
Poison Puddles: If you brewed magical potions from bathroom supplies as a kid, you know what this looks like. The smell matches.
Stone Walls: Suddenly rise to test if your skull is harder.
Portals: We all know how portals work. Hope you love them.
Spikes: Because the god thinks life needs more "spice".
Game Modes:
Air Hockey: Try to kick the hat to your deity faster than your rival.
King of the Hill: Capture a point and stop your opponent from pushing you off.
Classic Mode: Just find the hat and deliver it. Yep, that simple.
