A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to:
Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes
A broken, utterly useless user interface
Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time
Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes
Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up
A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators
Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you.
In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else.
Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash.
Do NOT play.
