Take on the role of a wardog in this indie simulation blending spreadsheet management with chaotic firefights. Buy goods from gangs and the black market, then sell to PMCs in a straightforward loop that turns risky fast. Enemies ambush you to steal your cash, forcing quick decisions amid the mayhem.
Level up bodyguards, decorate your office with bongs and weapon crates, and chase 20+ achievements across 20+ items. Gamble away your earnings or restart from scratch on the global leaderboard. Fans of quirky spreadsheet sims with high-stakes trading and absurd distractions will keep coming back for the unpredictable runs.
Unique spreadsheet-simulator with chaotic firefights and hookers!
Take role of a wardog. Buy from gangs and black market, sell to the PMC's. Ez pz.
What's the catch? Some goofs just wanna shoot you in the face and get away with your money.
== Features: ==
- Overcomplicated tutorial!
- Unique spreadsheeting fun!
- Exciting "buy-sell-buy more" simulator!
- Decorate your office with bongs and weapon crates!
- Level up your bodyguards and forget about paying your bills!
- Lose all cash on gambling!
- Start all over again!
- 20+ achievements!
- 20+ items
- 1 global leaderboard
