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Trapped in a malfunctioning virtual reality with no memories except those of every video game played, you navigate satirical pastiches of gaming tropes. This indie RPG adventure unfolds as a 400,000-word interactive novel where choices steer the story through six worlds inspired by different video game genres, wielding a weaponized top hat alongside quirky companions like a delusional gamer and an emo vampire. Rack brains in a spaceship escape level, compete in a classical music monster truck rally, or explore a cyberpunk casino. The narrative satirizes trapped-in-a-video-game tales and dating sims with a tragicomedy bent, letting players date fanservice vampires or waifu archetypes in a 2010s internet cringe style. It bifurcates entirely halfway based on the love interest, playing as nonbinary, male, female, straight, or queer. Text-based gameplay suits fans of choice-driven interactive fiction.

You’re trapped in a malfunctioning virtual reality with no memories. No memories, except of every video game you’ve ever played. Jack into a wild night in a virtual world you’ll never remember.

Armed with puns, pop culture, and a sharp dose of sarcasm, can you muddle your way through levels of satirical video game pastiches, back to reality?

Adventure through virtual worlds alongside a delusional gamer, an actual emo vampire (who really wishes he wasn’t an emo vampire), a poet from outer space, and a dashing princess in shining armor, among others! And perhaps, just perhaps, learn a bit too much about the kind of person you are when the real world isn’t watching.

A satire of the trapped-in-a-video-game genre, and a tragicomedy on the theme of dating sims.

Don’t Wake Me Up is a 400,000-word interactive novel about love in video games, where your choices control the story. Entirely text-based, and driven by your imagination. It is written by Baudelaire Welch, a professional game screenwriter currently working as a companion character designer for RPGs.

• Play as nonbinary, male, female, straight or queer.
  
• Travel through 6 worlds inspired by different video game genres
  
• Wield a weaponised top hat
  
• Rack your brains in a spaceship escape level inspired by old-school adventure games
  
• Compete in a classical music-themed monster truck rally
  
• Lose yourself in a cyberpunk casino
  
• Date the Ultimate Video Game Fanservice Vampire
  
• Or, date the Ultimate Video Game ‘Best Girl’ Waifu
  
• A period piece honed in early 2010s internet cringe
  
• Bifurcates entirely halfway through the game based on your love interest.

Sometimes true love is a wrong dialogue choice.