Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to go speed dating behind enemy lines, while making an unconscionable amount of wolf puns? Never once considered anything like that? Do most people not think about stuff like that?
Welcome to the first ever survival game about small talk, where you'll literally live or die by your own words. Navigate a darkly comedic world full of tragic, man-eating wolves.
You play as Shminkle, one of only a few humans left after the gruesome wolf invasion. Your mission? To infiltrate wolf speed dating, make wolf small talk and rescue the human they've got trapped in the kitchen before any wolves discover your true identity!
Talk spices with Chef Wolf, drink Mai Tails with Casino Wolf, and lift weights with Swolf. Help Virginia Wolf write her book. Tell Paranoid Wolf that no, humans are not hiding in wolf costumes, he's wrong about that, and he should probably start thinking about moving out of his mother's basement too. And there's a lot more speed dating wolves than that.
This is a game full of twists and turns, hairballs, a narrative with extensive branching paths, unique storylines and endings for each wolf, and even more hairballs. There's a lot of hairballs. Wolves shed a lot.
Features
9 speed dating wolves, each with their own side story
A hefty amount of unique endings
Use wolves to your advantage by pitting them against each other
Hand-drawn art by Simon Gibson Penrose, backgrounds by June Prado
Original wolf-jazz soundtrack by Hot Damn Scandal
There's a wolf with a spray tan
Mythical wolf legends that can be uncovered
