Shoved in a purgatory undefined by human knowledge, try to live for as long as the [REDACTED] should keep you there
(gameplay is NOWHERE near as serious as this though)
Obtain upgrade cards at the end of each match that's lost. Auto balance your gameplay by altering it, leaving almost infinite possibilities and combinations for gameplay.
Features:
Online Multiplayer
170+ powerups
Classic 1v1
Up to 16 players
Steam networking
35+ Achievements
Different Languages
15+ Cosmetics
LAN games
Advanced gore system (Procedural Dismemberment, Blood, Organs (Removeable with bullets), bones)
Self balancing gameplay
Some, like, really good music
Toggleable blood and gore
Glue to keep organs on the inside (NOT heat resistant)
Quotes:
"This games alright" - John
"Don't die. Again" - A human person
"This is the best game ever 10/10" - Developer
"Better than doing nothing I guess" - Overseer #2
"It's not very good" - Stupid person who shouldn't to be listened to
"This game is the game of the century!" - Someone I paid $5
