You鈥檙e not a strategist.
You鈥檙e not a therapist.
You are just extremely online.
And somehow, that was enough to land you the top job in digital diplomacy:
Fixing the internet presence of the Kingdom of Tariffica鈥檚 most dangerous man.
This is a visual novel about power, propaganda, and posting through it.
The President is brilliant, unhinged, and spiritually powered by coffee and delusion.
He posts in all caps. He livestreams declarations of love to himself.
And he thinks you鈥攜es, you鈥攃an save his public image.
Can you make a war crime look sexy?
Can you spin a breakdown into a motivational reel?
You鈥檒l try.
You鈥檒l fail.
You鈥檒l unlock 8 different endings and at least 2 international incidents.
THIS GAME INCLUDES:
One man鈥檚 mental state + a whole country鈥檚 notifications
10,000+ words of dangerous nonsense
8 Endings that range from accidentally launching a cyber-foot fetish conspiracy to sinking a national economy
Actual options menu. Not even sarcastic. It really works this time.
Glorious sprites and photos so blurry they鈥檙e considered art
This isn鈥檛 a game about fixing anything.
It鈥檚 a game about pretending you did, long enough to survive the press conference.
