DMT: DIRECTOR MANAGER TOTAL
Because Football was never meant to be sensible.
Welcome, Gaffer of Chaos (you’d better brace yourself)!
You ready to hop in a time machine to ’93? or ’33? whatever. In DMT: Director Manager Total the year don’t matter - your club’s a dog’s dinner and now you’re the last roll of the dice.
Your day-to-day (starting now)
Recruit – spot that League Two winger who’s quicker than Sonic yet couldn’t cross for toffee? flog him before the scouts cotton on!
Bin the passengers – shred piss-taking contracts, trigger daft release clauses and sweet-talk Fleet Street with pure waffle.
Grab the clipboard – go “4-4-2 Proper” or “3-4-3 Bonkers” and shout “Switch ittttttt!” like it’s Match of the Day ‘95.
Spruce up the cow-field – alright, it’s just a green cell in your spreadsheet… but it’s your spreadsheet.
Dodge the board – that monthly letter saying “Financial Results: X”? Ignore it! or pull some black-belt accountancy magic out your bum.
And if the league it serves up isn’t your cup of tea, bin it and roll a fresh one, up to 40 clubs, 2,500 players and four full divisions.
The DMT way
We’re not the most realistic.
But we might just be the daftest!
Rock-solid core gameplay – already in your hands.
Monthly drops – new leagues, 2-D match engine, terrace chants.
Community clout – your feedback tightens every bolt.
Love breaking things? Throw on the tracksuit, grab your oranges, chalk up the tactics board, and crack on with the chaos lad!
