Congratulations, employeen! You just joined &Beyond, the only delivery company bold enough to leave the job description blank. You wanted benefits? You got 'em. You wanted details? Too bad. Now grab your next delivery contract and get to work!
PROP SURF (It's not a bug, it's a feature)
Bridges? Too slow. Ladders? For cowards. With PhysTech's Prop Surfing System, every random piece of junk becomes a high-speed launch vehicle. File cabinets, barrels, office chairs... If you can stand on it, you can surf it straight across the abyss.
SCRAP
Scrap first, ask questions later. Anything that isn't nailed down is raw material: Tables, chairs, electronics, junk...
DELIVER
Throw scrap in, pull out a delivery. Delivery Maker 3000 doesn't ask questions... and neither do we. Get it done, pay off your debt... or don't, and find out how much we love failure.
