Hello Mr.McPresident!
Soak in the stench of the Oval Office while you get to work on your very important tasks. There鈥檚 a lot of work that needs to get done, which is why you have your entirely disposable agents at your service. And the sooner you鈥檙e done with work, the sooner we can hit the fairways.
BUT WATCH OUT.聽Not everyone who walks in can be trusted.
SO聽WAKE UP and grab your revolver. You've got a country to serve.
Each day, you sit聽behind the Resolute Desk while you complete your tasks:
Answer calls from world leaders
Manage the most powerful economy
Sign critical executive orders
Read through top secret documents
And much more...
It's a demanding job, a hard job. It makes you want to take a nap. But taking a nap around insolent staff like this is dangerous. So remember to drink water and bonk your head to stay awake. Each day brings more work to do, so you have to be fast. Learn to multitask while keeping an eye out for danger and you should be fine.
We love you Mr.McPresident!
