Welcome to Your New Position at OCCULT OFFICE
Productivity&Focus game with lofi beats and minigames
Congratulations! You've just got a job at the world’s most cursed mysterious workplace. At Occult Office, productivity goes hand-in-hand (sometimes tentacle-in-hand) with ancient and demonic, unknowable forces.
Your responsibilities include organizing your tasks, setting up meetings in the calendar, upgrading your skills, decorating your eerie workspace, and during authorized breaks, descending into the office dungeon to battle eldritch horrors. All under the ever-watchful gaze of middle management...
Is This the Right Culture Fit for You?
Fans of cozy, witchy games
️ Pixel art & lo-fi lovers
Lovecraftian lore enjoyers
Productivity nerds with chaotic energy
Those who love idle games, daily rituals, and horror
Your Employee Benefits Include:
✔️ A Fully Equipped Productivity Suite
Plan your day with an integrated calendar, to-do lists, daily quests, and skill trees designed to help you conquer both your real-life tasks and the supernatural distractions.
✔️ On-Site Dungeon Access
Need a break? Grab your coffee and explore the dungeon below the office. Fight monsters, collect cursed relics, and boost your performance review with a solid survival rate.
✔️ Magical Office Environment
Settle into a pixel-perfect cubicle filled with nostalgic gadgets from the 90s or tasteful 1800s decor, lo-fi beats, and let the atmosphere hum with otherworldly energy.
✔️ Pet-Friendly Policy
Adopt and care for strange creatures, including cats, dogs, and… things we legally can’t describe.
✔️ Dark Humor, Darker Secrets
Our workplace thrives on satire, weird rituals, and the occasional sinister contract. It’s like your old job but with more occult mischief.
✔️ Daily Rituals & Career Progression
Draw your daily tarot card, complete rituals, unlock décor, bond with your cryptid pets, and climb the ranks of this shadowy corporation.
☕ Even in the darkest corners of the office… someone has to meet deadlines.
We’re thrilled to welcome you aboard. Just… don’t open the breakroom fridge.
