Your grandma’s been kidnapped, and you'll do whatever it takes to pay her ransom.
Disappear From Polizia is the only rogue-like police checkpoint simulator where you smuggle absurd items and face off against even more absurd cops. You play as a driver—but your real weapon is your wit: one wrong answer and your Suspicion Level shoots up. Hit the limit, and it’s jail time.
Save Your Granny
Earn enough to pay the ransom and bring your beloved nonna safely back home.Watch That Suspicion Level
Your answers are judged in real time: if they sound off, contradictory, or just too weird, the meter fills up. When it’s full— you’re busted.
Between flashing lights and sirens, you’ll plan your strategy by combining bizarre contraband (from a Disassembled Missile to a Pool Full of Eels) with oddball upgrades like the Sus-Comb. Every decision shapes your game: new rules, new suspicions, and new chances to create utterly bizarre stories.
Merchant & Ridiculous Cargo
Accept insane delivery jobs that multiply your profits and buy twisted gadgets that bend the rules in your favor, lowering Suspicion.Procedurally Generated Checkpoints
Country roads, highway tolls, alpine passes—the checkpoints change every run, enhanced by unique micro-events and unexpected twists.
No two runs are ever the same, and things only get weirder the farther you go—naked cyber-ninjas crowd your trunk, snakes slither inside bras, chocolate busts of forgotten dictators melt in the passenger seat. Even your shadow might forsake you… literally.
Every cop you meet is generated in real time with AI prompts that shape their attitude, personality, and quirks. Can you read the situation, improvise, and make it through?
Features
30 smuggling missions, each more insane than the last
40+ upgrades that bend interactions in unpredictable ways
20 cops, each with their own personality and weak spots
10 locations: from desert to space, and from mountains to the ocean floor
Turn on the headlights, pick your cargo… and try to Disappear from Polizia.
