Embark on an epic space adventure...
Fight your way through platforming and bullet hell challenges as you explore vibrant hand-crafted alien worlds, meeting new colourful characters on your quest to stop Professor Parasite's evil attempts of opening a TWELVE LANE WORMHOLE HIGHWAY
Fight challenging Bullet hell bosses!
If you enjoy combat systems to that of games with classic bullet hell and RPG-esque mechanics, you'll enjoy our tough yet rewarding boss battles! ALL MY FRIENDS SAY THE BOSSES ARE THE BEST PART OF THE GAME!!!
PRECISE PLATFORMING!!!
This game offers platforming challenges! While the platforming is a little difficult, they are fun and rewarding to play due to the games' epic movement system (obligatory double jump and dash that every indie game has). But what this game has that others don't: THE GAME INTRODUCES UNIQUE MECHANICS!!! ITS NOT JUST THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! LOOK AT THOSE COOL MUSHROOMS IN THE GIF!!!
Meet Funny, Whacky, and Zany characters!
On your journey you'll meet many new characters!
Cone (You), He's a goofy blockhead that always tries to help people out
Yellow Cone, She's a pretty smart fella who likes to make inventions and utilize sarcasm
Wormly, a cowardly, neurotic worm in a jar who gets pushed outside his comfort zone
Professor Parasite, an evil billionaire who stops at nothing to get a profit, but is ultimately a victim of his own incompetence
MANY MANY MORE!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!
On your journey the only way to win is by helping your friends, and realizing that sometimes you need your friends to help you... And the only way forward, is through friendship.
NOT.
This isn't some LOSER game. This is a game for alphas and ATTRACTIVE MEN.
PLAY NOW AND REALIZE YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!! YOU ONLY NEED THIS GAME!!!
Find Awesomelicious Artifacts!
Throughout the game you'll find awesome pre rendered treasures, each meticulously 3d modeled by ANotGoodArtist themself!
THIS GAME SOUNDS AWESOME RIGHT!????
You bet your bottom dollar it does! Now tell all your friends about it, wishlist it, do whatever GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!