Derpl Zork is a complex tank that is able to transform into a heavily armed static siege mode, and lay snare traps while mobile. He comes equipped with the following abilities:
- Deploy traps that will ensnare enemies and launch a Nuke while Siege mode. Detonate it at any time with a second press.
- Transform into a static Siege mode, enabling deadly weaponry.
- Mew enemies into oblivion by shooting explosive holocats. Gatling fire while in Siege mode.
Riding his combat walker onto the battlefield, comes Derpl Zork, nephew of Blabl Zork, president of Zork Industries. Derpl Zork lacks his uncle's business-smarts. In fact Derpl lacks any kind of smarts, managing to get his IQ rated under the level of plankton in the official galactic IQ test.
Nevertheless Derpl is the heir apparent to Blabl’s galaxy-spanning business empire. This is something that doesn’t sit well with Blabl, not well at all. Dreading the day Derpl would inherit the company and run all the hard-fought accomplishments into the ground, Blabl put Derpl in charge of fieldtesting the new Specialized Universal Secretary Interface (S.U.S.I. for short) in one of Zork Industries’ combat walkers. Asking Derpl what form of devastation should be issued forth from his vehicle of destruction he simply drooled and said:”I wuv cats!”
Now Blabl is anxiously awaiting the day that Derpl would suffer a fatal blow on the fields of battle but as of yet Derpl's combat walker has proven to keep making up for its dimwitted driver.
