Survive the invading Smushies! Slice, squish, scorch and milk your way through endless waves to protect your farm. Earn currency from each battle to upgrade your abilities, unlock new gear, and keep your farm standing against the unstoppable tide of Smush.
You're a cow with a vengeance (and questionable tactics) : Defend your farm from the invading SMUSHIES (adorable, colorful blobs of chaos that want to eat everything you love). You’ll fight back with everything from sticks, milk, flamethrowers, whatever weird junk you can muster up or the Smushies leave behind.
A roguelite with attitude: Each run throws you into endless waves of Smushies with randomized upgrades, items, and events. Earn points to permanently boost your stats, unlocking new abilities and weird cow-boosting trinkets to help you last longer next time.
Farmyard progression: Between rounds, spend your hard-earned Yippees. Buy upgrades, unlock new tools of destruction, and train new questionable animal companions.
Ridiculous variety and replayability: Experiment with dozens of upgrades, build outrageous combinations, and discover your own play style — maybe you’re a fire-throwing Smushie wrangler, or a karate cow using your hooves as nature intended to take town the impending doom, maybe you just really like hats? No two runs ever feel the same when everything is slightly unhinged.
