Fling a boop into goals across a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy on PC. Host SUSAN chats between levels, with her voice emerging as you progress through vibrant colors and quirky sounds. Mouse controls demand hand action for every shot in over 140 levels spanning 3 episodes.
Story Mode offers forgiving play without scores for steady advancement. A hidden editor lets you craft custom levels and cutscenes. Indie sports fans who enjoy absurd action and gesture-driven challenges will keep coming back.
Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:
- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.
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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.
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- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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Thank you for your engagement.
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ADDITIONAL INFO:
- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.
- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).
