this is a bad clicker game. possibly the worst clicker game. enjoy~
Features:
A sweatshop to click to your hearts content!
A FAKE cash shop with all the solutions to any ills~
Automated production to give the hand a break!
Offline production, so you can win the game without touching it (kinda)~
Tech trees to unlock new features, functions, and bonuses!
Cute lil pets to grow alongside you~
Explore the solar system and make friends with everyone along the way!
Autosaving so you don't have to worry about it~
A mute button and Volume Sliders~!
a button. you know you want to poke it... (note, buttons may be fragile and/or defective)
the shop~ (note, not real money, just a simulacrum of industry practices)
spend your hard earned scrip at the prestige tree~ (note, not a real tree)
lil friendos~ (like Snailey here)
friendmaking~
an unnecessarily long adventure full of unnecessarily obscure allusions~
(aint nobody gonna clear all that lol)
And more (maybe)~
