On Call is the helpline simulator where YOU get to fix everyone else's problems while your own life falls apart! Isn't that fun?
TALK TO WEIRDOS (WITH YOUR ACTUAL MOUTH SOUNDS) Use your real voice to help a zombie who's lactose intolerant, a hippie who can't find the van, or a wizard whose spells keep autocorrecting. Thanks to a local AI, these nutjobs actually listen and respond to whatever nonsense you say!
UPGRADE YOUR DEPRESSION STATION Start with a desk held together by prayers and duct tape. End with a setup so fancy it makes streamers weep. Get weird decorations, fun mugs and posters, and computer parts that unlock access to even MORE problematic individuals!
YOUR REGULAR CALLERS INCLUDE:
A vampire who faints at the sight of blood
A guy who keeps seeing ghosts in his selfies
An alien worried about getting abducted by humans
Plus 100+ other disasters disguised as people
SLACK OFF LIKE A PROFESSIONAL Between existential crises, play with your digital fish or watch tiny balls bounce around in Blinko while questioning your life choices.
UNLOCK RIDICULOUS ACHIEVEMENTS Successfully talk a toaster out of world domination? Boom – unlock a toast poster for your setup! Mediate a divorce between the moon and sun? Score a new mug that makes you look important! Each bonkers achievement unlocks new decorations, special caller access, and bragging rights that literally no one will believe.
