Climb. Collect. Get GORGE!
Your success depends on your reflexes, determination, and knowledge of your keyboard,as well as your ability to pray to the gods of in-game physics! Each successful key press sends you soaring higher, bringing you closer to discovering the cosmetics that will truly make you GORGE. There is also a real tear-jerker of a love story.
Keyboard warning!
This game uses multiple simultaneous key presses.
If your keyboard has limited rollover, you can't play the demo yet, but don't worry!
The demo will check your keyboard before you start.
The full game includes an alternative movement system.
Most gaming keyboards work perfectly well.
If you can type without looking (or are willing to try), you'll find it easier to climb.
Features:
No jumping. No running. Just type to climb.
Slingshot with arms of rubber and slide as if covered in butter
Collect cosmetics to achieve peak GORGE
Hidden secrets in very secret places (yes, check the open window)
A protagonist with a bum so fair that Snow White would pale
Press space bar to fart!
A goblin guide offering extremely applicable advice to absolutely no one.
