Charcuterie Clash is a fast, replayable deckbuilder about meat, math, and momentum. Build a ruthless recipe engine, ride the pH / aw / salt gauges to the edge, and slam seals that bend the rules. Cash out for absurd profit… or draw once more and watch the batch spoil.
How we got here: After twenty years in tech and four years elbow-deep in artisanal salami, I wanted a game where numbers feel delicious. Charcuterie Clash is that: a deckbuilder where you flirt with disaster, pop seals, and walk away richer—or hungrier.
The Core Loop
Play recipe cards to process the batch and nudge the gauges.
Chain combos to multiply value and set up a massive cash-out.
Time your seals—single-use, rule-breaking stamps that turn “pretty good” into “oh no the numbers are silly now.”
Bank the batch before it turns. Greed pays… until it doesn’t.
Gauges That Actually Matter
Every card touches pH, water activity (aw), or salt. Push them for profit; push too far and the run goes sideways.
Hover at danger for bigger multipliers.
Recover with “safety” cards or a clutch seal.
Learn to love numbers you never knew you’d care about.
Seals = Controlled Cheating
Once-per-run (or rare) effects that break normal rules:
Double a scoring window
Flip a gauge trend
Convert risk into instant cash
Using them well feels illegal. (It isn’t. Mostly.)
Deckbuilding, Butcher-Style
Start with a lean starter deck; draft recipes, tools, and tricks.
Cull duds at the shop, reroll for synergies, and lock a signature flavor.
Short, snacky runs with serious replay—discover lines that make you cackle.
Shop Shenanigans
Spend gold to reroll, buy seals, snag rares, and sell high when the market’s hot (and you’re not on fire).
Fail Forward, Laugh Forward
Misplays are funny on purpose. “I sold air for +900” is a valid strategy… sometimes.
Session Length & Feel
10–20 minute runs
Thinky, not fiddly—crisp feedback, crunchy SFX
Endless “one more run” energy
Why You’ll Love It
Deckbuilder first: cards, synergies, lines to discover
Push-your-luck tension: bank now or chase the absurd
Distinct fantasy: charcuterie + score-attack, somehow perfect together
Accessibility & Options
Adjustable text size and high-contrast UI • Audio sliders (UI, music, tally SFX) • Color assists on gauge states • Mouse/keyboard now; controller support on the roadmap
