Gooner takes a more erotic, goon-pilled approach to a classic MMO-style, combined with a turn-based strategy game. Fuck sex-starved Goonettes to claim "NUTS" and experience points, which allow you to acquire more abilities and items at shrines. Gather as much potential and utility as possible, as you'll certainly need it to take on all of the mind-numbing bosses in each level.
The Sacred Council has dissolved your previous responsibilities and charges for something far more urgent and important. They need you to embark on an exciting adventure, fuck each new encounter, and learn new gooning skills along the way to ultimately stop the deranged Sorceress from destroying the Cum Realm.
The Nymphomaniac Sorceress and her loyal cultists have amassed immense power and, with it, have woven a forbidden ritual that is causing the cock-shaped moon to plummet toward their planet to satiate their uniquely delusional yet insatiable thirst for sexual release. In an attempt to preserve the balance of the Cum Realm and save the lives of all this world's inhabitants, the guardians of this sacred realm have chosen you.
Go forth, Gooner... or else we'll all be fucked...
