Arrombe seu caminho por 25 níveis variados neste indie casual ambientado no distante ano 2000. Corra até a linha de chegada desviando de torres de tiro sencientes em um cenário distópico. Empurre caixas recheadas de skateboards flutuantes, novas fórmulas de cola e perucas mullet sintéticas para bloquear a visão das torres e escapar.
Pegue os pick-up sticks em todos os níveis para acumular pontos. Velocize com tênis fluorescentes e conquiste até cinco estrelas por fase. Jogadores casuais em busca de runs rápidos no estilo arcade no PC vão curtir essa diversão barata e viciante.
It's a beautiful day in this laserhood.
A beautiful day for a laser.
Won't you be my laser?
In Won't You Be My Laser, storm your way through 25 varied levels! Radical!
Race to the finish, avoiding sentient dystopian gun turrets that are, quite literally, loose cannons! Way past cool!
Push conveniently-sized crates filled with hovering skateboards, new formulas of your favourite colas and synthetic mullet wigs into the line of sight of those turrets to sneak past undetected! Killer!
Grab the pick-up sticks in each level, because entertainment doesn't get much better than that! Tubular!
And win as speedily as your fluorescent running shoes can take you to beat each star rating and win up to 5 stars in each level, because there's no such thing as 3 star ratings in the 80s - mobile phones, as you all well know, are only for telephoning your home landline and making your pants fall down when you forget your belt! So bad!
It's all there for you in Won't You Be My Laser, the fun, inexpensive little diversion set in the distant year 2000.
So head down to your local arcade with a pocket full of quarters and get ready to spend the night with Won't You Be My Laser!
...or buy the entire game digitally off of this weird Steam thing that everyone's talking about. I don't know either.
