In the grim darkness of the 69th Millennium, there is only... lust.
WHOREHAMMER is a heavy-metal arcade breaker set in a galaxy consumed by eternal desire. You are a Commander of the Holy Legion, genetically modified for one purpose: to purge the galaxy of its virginity.
The forces of the Dark Temptations are rising, and only your heavy artillery can penetrate their defenses. Command your Holy Orb (ball) and wield your Power Paddle with righteous fury. Smash through the heretical blockades of alien queens and sorceresses to deliver the Emperor's "Gene-seed" where it is needed most.
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Purge the Unclean: Classic arcade physics with a grim-sexy aesthetic. Deflect the Orb, break the barriers, and crush the resistance.
For the Imperium: Unlock high-quality, fully animated scenes featuring Sorceresses, Alien Matriarchs, and Sisterhood Warriors in heavy armor (and very little else).
Heavy Support: Upgrade your paddle with blessed power-ups. Multi-balls, lasers, and explosive rounds to maximize your impact.
The Golden Throne: A gallery mode fit for a Lord. Review your conquests and admire the "spoils of war" at your leisure.
No Retreat, No Surrender: Hardcore gameplay that requires a steady hand. The enemies of mankind are vast, but your stamina is infinite.
It is better to release for the Emperor than to live for yourself. Suit up, Commander.
