A STORM RAINS OVERHEAD.
Looming over the heart of the city stands the panoptic LICHCORP Tower. Home of the world's preeminent hyper-dictator turned CEO - the CYBRLICH.
From his penthouse throne, the undead overlord summons dark magic and spends dark money to dictate the future. A future where He gets richer, and you stay right where you are. Broke. Tired. Forgotten. Just one more chaotic-neutral Barbarian with nothing to look forward to.
Sometimes you think about becoming a skeleton. Everyone says the good jobs are going to skeletons.
NO! YOU'RE NOT GONNA SIT DOWN AND GIVE UP! YOU GOT YOUR G.E.D. AND YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!
All you gotta do is scale LICHCORP Tower, defeat the department managers, and take down the CYBRLICH once and for all! It’s so simple!
Except... The CYBRLICH has an army of skeletons, demons, and lawyers at his command. How can you defeat them all?
WITH YOUR HANDS, STUPID!
You’ve got two of them and they’re big! One can hold your guns and the other can hold your burgers. Together your hands can smoke every demon, monster, and manager like they’re just one more joint in your bag of holding.
But you’re not just going to fight the CYBRLICH in some kind of “Story Mode,” are you? Surely there must be more to do than that!?
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO FIGHT AGAINST ENDLESS ENEMIES IN ARENA MODE!
In fact, you’re going to kick so much ass in Arena Mode that you’ll unlock bonus content for that aforementioned Story Mode. Then, when you play that Story Mode bonus content, you’re going to find secrets that will unlock even more bonus content in Arena Mode.
All in all, I bet you could spend 20+ hours fighting the CYBRLICH because there’s just so much to see and do!
FEATURES:
Hand-drawn, goofy-ass, punk rock animations to get you stoked and make you laugh
Fast paced, super-stimulating gameplay that rewards players as they develop their skills
A badass & satirical single player campaign set in a cyberpunk, dark fantasy, corporate dystopia
An Arena Mode with multiple game modes that test how long you can last against endless waves of corporate monsters
Lots of powerful weapons and weird-ass items to discover
A customizable loadout system that lets you express yourself with unique gear combinations.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead or undead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.
